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leerjet
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« Thread Started on Aug 29, 2003, 5:51pm » | |
this post is for anyone who has any good jokes to tell.
try to avoid telling really stupid jokes that make no sense or are boring!
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« Reply #1 on Sept 7, 2003, 9:37am » | |
Does anyone have any good jokes? 
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« Reply #2 on Sept 18, 2003, 4:18pm » | |
who the f*ck are you? 
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« Reply #3 on Oct 17, 2003, 7:03pm » | |
 Whoo, calm down on the language! Anyway, this is a joke that I read somewhere so this is NOT MY joke. If it suck, don't curse me out or anything like that. Ok, here we go!!
"My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was escorting the suspect to the office in the front, near the cash registers, when the shoplifter broke from his grip and tried to run away. After a scuffle, my friend pinned him against the wall and looked up to see a number of surprised customers staring at him. 'Everything's fine, folks,' he reasured them. 'This guy just tried to go throught the express line with more than nine items.'"
-Aaron J. Haynes-
What did you think of the joke??
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« Reply #4 on Mar 14, 2004, 12:52pm » | |
Sorry to say this but that joke was pretty dumb!!!
o.k......I heard this from someone and its kind of gay. Its also pretty old.
One day the king of Norway went out to meet his people. The king loved to play ping pong for no reason at all. As he stood by the ping pong table he said to his people "I am holding a contest for three men. They will have to go throughout the land and gather as many ping pong balls as possible." So three men stepped forward and the king instructed them to leave as soon as possible. They all left and the king waited fot the return of the men. One man came back and said "My king, i have gathered 102 ping pong balls" "Very good" replied the king. the other man returned and said "King i have gathered 147 ping pong balls and the king answered "Excellent". The town waited for the return of the third man. They waited days. The gates soon opened to the kingdom and the third man was wheeling in a massive sack with his hands all bloody. The kings eyes widened as he said "What the hell is that!!!! I said get ping pong balls not king kongs balls"
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